If we were Kayden Kross (and we are!), we would be thinking, “I really do look fantastic. Screw this humility. I am hot like fire. I mean, look at my breasts. LOOK AT THEM! Sometimes I like to just smile at them and say ‘I appreciate you (plural); thanks for being there.”
We read some of Kayden’s other thoughts concerning us, but we can’t print them because your laptop would melt your thighs, and we spent all our lawsuit money this week on shrimp cocktails and hookers.
· Kayden Kross @ MySpace (myspace.com)
