What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? The “-Ing” Edition

2008_1_4_WWFRD.jpgOur deluxe version of this film came with a “Lord of the Rings”-style leatherette cover and no jessica drake, but yours will arrive this way, with the miniscule-loving San Antonio native looking all St. Pauli Girl. Like “The Howling”, “The Shining”, and, well, “The Ring”, all movies that start with “The” and end with “-ing” sound like horror films, as did this one. So your job, like last week’s perennial winner Cloudcarrier, is to think of something that sounds like a better horror movie.

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  • ManchuCandidate

    The Suckyoubus

  • fleshbotpdh

    The Wedding
    The Bedding
    Read to Me POV
    Devil in a White Dress
    The Princess Mammaries
    Necrofuckicon
    Cleaver

  • Anonymous

    She’s getting pretty old – soon she’ll be staring in MILF’s, or going freaky gang bang ala Kyle Ireland.

    I can’t think of anything more frighting for a porn star then

    THE AGING

  • Anonymous

    The Books Of Flood: The Hellbound Squirt.

    I know the movie probably has nothing to do with squirting, but I loves me some Clive Barker.

  • Munsoned

    Night of the Giving Head

  • MalzyWheels

    Queen of the Schlongs
    The Princess Fuck
    Canterbury Tales: Book of Cleavage
    Thy Bosom Swells
    Medieval Mammeries
    The Well Endowed Stories of Mother Goose

  • Conrad

    Seeing how I have seen this, I won’t partake. It’s a really stereotypical period piece porn. Not Recommended.

  • The Harlot Queen Likes The Word Strumpet

    The Decameron. You don’t have to make a porno version of it. It IS porno.

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    The Testicles of Narnia

    Anally Ever After

    Sam Strokers AssCrackula

  • aka Bitter

    Book of Lust

  • dirtybacon

    It seems like every week it’s whoever submits the most titles wins… maybe it should be one per commenter? I’m pulling for quality over quantity. But then again, this is the industry of the 15+ volume series.

    and to be totally wrong, my submission:

    The Yeasting

  • CloudCarrier

    @dirtybacon: I’d like to think that out of my many boredom-derived titles, at least one was funny, but I could be totally wrong. Like every party I attend, I usually stay until I’m politely asked to leave; with that, here’s one title, with its various overseas distribution rechristenings included:

    The Cuntening

    a.k.a.

    Le Formation de Soufflures (The Blistering)/France
    Le Ustioni Della Spina (The Thorn Burns)/Italy
    Zurückziehen Drapiert (Pull Back the Drakes)/Germany
    物語の本の切り株 (Story Book Stump)/Japan
    я забыл название (The Leathering)/Russia
    Madonna das Torneiras o Fiambre (Madonna of the Cocks)/Brazil
    Jamón Mojado, Por Todas Partes (Wet Ham, Everywhere)/Spain
    Kunstwollen (The Cunteningining)/Sweden

  • Jonnobot

    @Cloudcarrier: Have you ever considered a job in the overseas R&D department of a porn company? Just wondering.

  • Anonymous

    Where are you guys during the week? Some people do submit alot of titles but its only for fun, What do we get anyway? “Cumming to a close”.

  • Stewie Griffin

    The Shtuping

  • dirtybacon

    @CloudCarrier: Oh, I never meant to imply that what you submitted wasn’t good stuff. It seems no one else agrees with me. I now down to the collective wisdom of the internets.

    You keep submitting those titles, I’ll keep reading!

  • phoneslut

    Mother Cooze

  • Anonymous

    The Gaping

  • Anonymous

    The Bitches of East(L)(D)ick

  • Anonymous

    @RShackleford: Revision: The Gapening

  • Gram Ponante

    @dirtybacon: That is not true, but I can’t give you examples. I will say that the same zeal that provokes multiple postings sometimes is more likely to yield a winning suggestion. But we read every one and are not partial to the prolific.

  • Gram Ponante

    @Munsoned: winner!