Celebrity NippleWatch™ Kelly Brook Is Listening

2008_01_04_brook.jpgYou may remember the other day, when we merely suggested that buxom British model Kelly Brook remove her flattering yet, constrictive bikini top. Well, lo and behold … she totally did it! This can only mean one thing—we have superpowers. We’re not saying we’re superheroes, but we definitely have some kind of mental telepathy/mind control abilities that we’ve only yet begun to explore. Or maybe Kelly is the one endowed (get it?) with super hearing? Either way, we’re going to continue to focus really, really hard on that Sasha Grey/Scarlett Johansson thing we’ve been dreaming about and see what happens.

· Kelly Brook Topless Bikini Pictures (egotastic.com)

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  • user67

    It is really sad you had the power over her. Lets build it up and save it for something a little more perky?

  • Munsoned

    woops

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    I await Heroes using Fleshbot as a plot-point. If it worked for Las Vegas‘s “Your with me, Leather” tribute, it should work, again.

  • Anonymous

    woo- hoo!!!!!!!!!!