December 29, 2007 | 11 Comments

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Auld Lang Syne Edition

2007_12_28_WWFRD.jpgMax Hardcore and Ange Venus are, as you well know, America’s Sweethearts … and a reason to love again after the tragic events of November 1963. Don’t they deserve a better title for their movie than the one the Warren Commission gave them?

Sure they do. And since this is the final WWFRD of the year and because we always listen to a little Dan Fogelberg when watching Max’s movies, please rename this film with the Bard of Maine in mind and see what runs through your instrument, just like Cloudcarrier did with last week’s jubilant and strenuous winning effort.

· See the real title (jerkoffzoone.com)

Previously: WWFRD Archive

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  • Anonymous

    knot my hair 4

  • Anonymous

    “I’d Do Anything For Love, Including That”, “I’m With Flaccid 4″.

  • Terminal

    Rapunzel Climbs the Long Rod

  • CloudCarrier

    Nil By Mouth By Mouths
    The Shoes Off the Fisherman
    Shequus
    Heliogabaluscore 17
    Tossin’ Trashcookies Vol. 189
    Me & You & the Yellowest Couch You Know….
    Swallow Tail’s Butter Files
    Deux Ex MaxChina
    Don’t Drop the Pipe, Hold On Tight!
    The Wizzzard of Aaaahhhhhhhs.

    Thanks for choosing my entries from last week! Grocery shopping hasn’t been the same since.

  • Anonymous

    The Mane Event.

  • bobbiac

    Is that Col. Potter from MASH? lmao

  • Anonymous

    PonyTalez
    Sweaty Men Need Love 2
    Sir Lawrence Olivier’s “Suck My Crank”
    Me Be Legend
    The Hairdresser’s Tale
    A Beautiful Mindfuck
    Throatfuck! The Musical
    Concealed Weapons 23: The Sword Swallower
    Oral Hygiene & You
    Consumed By Venus: One Man’s Torment
    Oh God Don’t Stop Don’t Stop Don’t Stop
    Hardcore Fucking: Not A Pun!

  • Anonymous

    I would have also accepted “Max Hardcore: The Man Who Has To Fuck The Ugliest Chicks In Porn”.

  • user67

    For Old Acquaintance

  • Gram Ponante

    Dearest Cloudcarrier: we are going to have to retire your number one of these days.

  • Gram Ponante

    Honorable mention: “Is that Col. Potter from MASH? lmao”