Flesh Flicks: What A Girl Needs

2007_12_31_ff.jpgIt’s a little known fact that in some Southern states, “barely legal” does not just mean that a young woman who reaches her 18th birthday is now free to have consensual sexual relations—she’s required to. In fact, she retains that “barely” status until she consummates her womanhood, preferably with a poolboy, scuba instructor or a “stepfather” who is a minimum of three years older than she is. Only at that point does she become fully compliant with all local statues and, more importantly, eligible to appear in at least half a dozen new DVD series. Don’t believe us? Look it up!

· “Country Girl and Street Worker” (RedTube)

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  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    I found your name
    In a dvd jacket
    & in that jacket a letter
    Were the words of a belle
    Who’d been led away
    Left for frigid
    But somehow she survived it
    She can come thru me

    Oh I am
    I am
    I am
    Anastasia

    Anastasia
    Anastasia
    Anastasia

  • bleeble

    BTW, FWIW – I hope I’m not the only person who can hear that these performers are actually British and not Americans from the South.