We don’t know why Hustler chose to send us “All American Fuck Fest” during Christmas week, but it certainly provided the hoary comfort, in porn terms, that mainstream Christmastime programming like “Die Hard”, “It’s A Wonderful Life”, and “Oceans 11″ give us on these cold nog-soaked nights.
See what we mean after the gap. (And that guy at Eve Laurence’s parts? Not American. But whatever.)
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A sort of “Love, American Style” high-end vignette film directed by Cash Markman and featuring earnest andd often successful attempts at dialogue, “All American Fuck Fest” featured the juicy charms of Eve Laurence, Nicki Hunter, and Brittney Skye, among others.
Here’s Steven St. Croix and Katie Morgan, two of porn’s most game actors in a standard competing co-workers story gone horribly awright!
I want a statue of this.
Very rarely do we see the “dismount”, as it were, in which porn couples change positions. But I like it when it happens. Here’s Nicki Hunter and Nick Manning from different hair days.
Tony Tedeschi squires Brittney Skye. The importance of Tony Tedeschi is similar to that of Ron Jeremy. Tedeschi isn’t fat, but he does make 7-11 America know that they, too, might have a chance at Skye. (Insert “Well, it’s even easier than that” joke here.)
We couldn’t leave you hanging with Katie Morgan just sitting on a desk; surely that would have meant the terrorists would have won.
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