Top 10 Celebrity Sex Moments Of 2007: Famous People Get Naked Too

Top 10 Celebrity Sex Moments Of 2007: Famous People Get Naked Too

Lists make excellent fodder for easy end-of-the-year posts, in much the same way that a celebrity nipple or embarrassing bikini malfunctions makes for easy rest-of-the-year posts. (You don’t know what it’s like sitting around on a slow news day begging for someone like Sharon Stone to forget her sense of decency for a moment until you’ve walked a mile in our shoes.) But if famous people didn’t periodically lose their minds and do something naughty, all of our lives would be a lot less boring. It’s true that some of the folks on this list of our favorite celebrity moments of 2007 have even been know to make movies or albums on occasion, but generally those aren’t nearly as entertaining.

Check out some of the moments that kept our jobs interesting this year after the jump.

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Top 10 Celebrity Sex Moments Of 2007: Famous People Get Naked Too

Not Meg White

Sometimes the best sex scandals are the ones that aren’t true. Did White Stripes rhythm section Meg White really bang some college student in his dorm and let him film it? Does it even matter?

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Top 10 Celebrity Sex Moments Of 2007: Famous People Get Naked Too

Britney’s Downward Spiral, Stage 3

Soumyeahthat happened. Moving on …

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Top 10 Celebrity Sex Moments Of 2007: Famous People Get Naked Too

Hayden’s Barely Legal Year

Another hot young babe had her “it’s no longer creepy” party, to be followed next year by her “whatever happened to?” fiesta (i.e., her 19th birthday).

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Top 10 Celebrity Sex Moments Of 2007: Famous People Get Naked Too

Everybody’s Preggers!

Salma. Christina. Halle. Jessica. J-Love. Jaime-Lynn? (No comment on that one.) Everyone seems to have forgone the sexy on-camera Hollywood screwing for the private, baby-making kind. On the plus side, bigger boobs are always nice.

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Top 10 Celebrity Sex Moments Of 2007: Famous People Get Naked Too

Anything Sienna Miller Does. Ever.

Seriously, we’re not sure if this gal even owns a shirt, much less knows how to wear one, but we’re just glad that her dedication to the cause of the celebrity nudity is so strong and vital.

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Top 10 Celebrity Sex Moments Of 2007: Famous People Get Naked Too

Amy Fisher Understands A Good Press Event

Step aside, all you amateur scandalebrities: let a real tabloid veteran show you how it’s done!

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Top 10 Celebrity Sex Moments Of 2007: Famous People Get Naked Too

Natalie Portman’s Ass

Better in theory than in iPod-quality practice, but any chance to see Ms. Portman sans culottes is a chance we’re never going to pass up.

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Top 10 Celebrity Sex Moments Of 2007: Famous People Get Naked Too

Kim Kardashian: Superstar?

The Paris Hilton “famous for being famous while having sex” phenomenon comes full circle, as her former sidekick parlays her fame by association into a TV show, a Playboy shoot and the worst Vivid video of all time. But at least she’s not shy.

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Top 10 Celebrity Sex Moments Of 2007: Famous People Get Naked Too

Vanessa Hudgens’ Graduation Gift

Even gay men agree: don’t send your high school musical boyfriend full-frontal nudie pics unless you’re absolutely sure he can be trusted to not share them with all his friends Planet Earth. (P.S. You can’t.)

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Top 10 Celebrity Sex Moments Of 2007: Famous People Get Naked Too

Vanessa and Nick’s Excellent Adventure

While they are not the biggest names on this list, the Mexican hot tub dance between pseudo-celebrities Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo was quite possibly our biggest story of the year. We hope that had more to do with the revelation of Vanessa’s generous bush than Nick’s pained o-face, but the moral, as always, is that watching famous people do dirty things is a terrific way to pass the time.

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Honorable Mention: Sharon Stone’s Outrageous Cameltoe, Marisa Tomei Wakes The Dead, and Mr. Skin’s Top 20 Nude Scenes Of 2007

  • BLAKELEY

    Excellent list! Bravo!

  • Tsuru

    this is probably the first “07 list” that I can truly get behind.

    get it?

    get “behind”? eh? eh? hardy-har-har!

    great list though… can we break it into sub categories? like top 10 nipples in 07?

    I love you fleshbot! never change!!!

    Peace, love, and LPs,
    Tsuru
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  • André Roussimoff

    It looks like the little eagle on Sienna’s insanely long necklace is trying to make a landing on her runway strip…

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    On her 26th birthday, the delightly Sienna could not merit better than a sixth place finish. Shameful.

    As other inclusions of note, I just realized who Amy Fisher resembles — former Playboy SE model Joy Behrman. (I think JB moved on to Perfect 10 or Penthouse, at some point, though.)

  • HotMovies

    With the exception of Sienna Miller, this list could be titled “People I hope to not hear about in 2008″