December 21, 2007 | 5 Comments

2007_12_21_preggers.jpgAll you guys out there who are scared off by pregnant women should take note—expectant ladies are wilder, wetter, and hornier than they are at any other time of their lives. (Plus, there’s the whole giant boobs thing.) Aren’t hormones great? (foxnews.com)

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  • Conrad

    Sure, but then there is all that goes on during the pregnancy that isn’t fun, for anyone. And the fact that something the size of a football has to get through a hole the size of a pin head. My wife’s IUD was enough pain for her to not want to give birth. As far as medicine goes, it is not a fun process.

  • Conrad

    Also, not all women are capable of getting rid of the extra stretched skin gained during pregnancy making them horribly depressed. I don’t know about you, but pain, suffering, depression, possible threat to life, with increased sexual arrousal (until afterwards when it decreases) don’t seem like a fair trade for children. Especially with the pain, suffering, depression, and no sex till they are 18 you’ll have afterwards.

    (note: at this point in my life, I have no desire to have children)

  • Nately

    @Monkey4Sale: Maybe they feel depressed because their partners ignore them during pregnancy and then place unreasonable expectations on their ability to return to pre-baby form? Act disgusted by their bodies and guess what? They’ll feel disgusting.

  • Conrad

    @Nately: No, they feel depressed because of medical and psychological changes that occur during pregnancy. You are just acting bitter, most likely due to relating to my comments in a negative manner through personal experience.

  • Conrad

    If you aren’t acting bitter, I’m sorry for jumping to conclusions.