December 10, 2007 | 3 Comments

Pole Dancers Make Subway Rides Slighty Less Harrowing

2007_12_10_subway.jpgFrankly, the video below would have been the least amazing thing we saw on our subway ride this morning, but The New York Daily News is shocked (!) and appalled (!!) by these “vivacious vixens” who entertained commuters on the city’s N and L trains with some rapid transit pole dancing. Filmed and posted to YouTube on a $10,000 dare, these ladies are quite enthusiastic (and flexible!) but are practically puritans compared to the girls you see at any Manhattan club or the A train after midnight. Do not attempt this during your own underground travels—not because you’ll offend the straphangers, but because grinding up against the surfaces of any subway car is a one-way ticket to a prescription for antibiotics. You do not want to know where that pole has been.

&middot Sexy Pole Girls Dance on Subway (YouTube)
&middot “Subway pole dancers enrage MTA” (nydailynews.com)

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  • Anonymous

    Whoever you are that wrote this you are right. Even if they gave me a trillion dollars i know that i would have to spend atleast 3/4′s in order to find a cure for the cocktail of diseases i would have recieved. For those of you that dont live in nyc it is dirty as hell and the subway is worse.

  • Truegod

    Ugh, why do people in the big cities have all the fun… At 2:30, is that the guys girl friend next to him?

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @DARKEWNE: I think that the females in question have prolly lived in NYC to have acquire an immunity to the various bacteria on the metro. (Why doesn’t NYC refer to its subway as a metro, anyway?) It’s not unlike the locals in Mexico City or Moscow being able to drink from the tap to no ill effect, while I, as a tourist, would be sickened.