December 5, 2007 | 4 Comments

Pornic Voices: Fucking Mr. Thermopyles

2007_12_5_rsg1.jpgI’d like to think that one of the most rewarding things about being a male porn actor – aside from showing up to a job that involves the sexing – is chewing copious amounts of scenery. Nick Manning plays martial arts instructor with a past Mr. Thermopyles in Wicked’s “Reform School Girls 3″, a low-budget throwaway with heart, featuring Lorelei Lee, Adrianna Nicole, and Heidi Mayne. Character choices in the (I hope it was) unscripted gonzo included referring to himself in the third person, so viewers are treated to Manning’s cries of “Mr. Thermopyles is droppin’ loads!”

See more snaps after the gap.

2007_12_5_rsg2.jpg“Fuck Mr. Thermopyles,” says Manning to Lorelei Lee. “Fuck him!”

2007_12_5_rsg3.jpgEvan Stone is also in the cast as Thermopyles’ nemesis, Messr. De La Soul. Manning edges him out in the ham department, but just by a little.

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If only Randy Spears and Stephen St. Croix had also been in the cast, James Lipton would have been required to tape a show on the set.

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“Fucking Mr. Thermopyles” would have been a much better title for this movie, employing the hot-five-years-ago gerund formula of movies like “Kissing Jessica Stein”, “Chasing Amy”, and “Finding Forrester”.

· Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)
· Buy “Reform School Girls 3″ (gamelink.com)

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  • The Cajun Boy

    mr. de la soul is a bad lay. all he cares about is me, myself and i.

  • Anonymous

    Dear Fleshbot,

    As an English/Grammar teacher, I must say that I am deeply saddened by your misuse of the part of a sentence we all love and know as the gerund. To my students, I gave the example: Baking cookies is fun. “Baking cookies” is the gerund phrase; it’s normally a verb (to bake) that is behaving as a noun (a think we’re doing). In the porn world, we may think of the example: drag queens:girls::gerund:noun.

    On that note…. Kissing Jessica Stein was not quite as hot as I’d hoped it would be. I also think they really meant “kissing” in the verb sense.

    Yours Truly,
    Ms. PCBHo

    P.S. I promise not to make all my comments this long and pedantic.

  • Gram Ponante

    Yo Teach,

    First, thank you for commenting. We understand that it takes gumption.

    Re: your pedantry – we just didn’t have enough space to title the post Pornic Voices: Fucking Mr. Thermopyles Is What We’re Writing About.

    We’re doing phrasal verbs next week.

  • Anonymous

    @Blackburn Lankershim: Yay! I’ve been called “Teach!” Heard “Bitch” already this year, but not “Teach.” Gotta say, this is much better.

    Gerunds are a pain in the ass (as are all verbals, come to think of it). I suppose one may be allowed a slip-up occasionally :) Let’s just not have it again, or we may find ourselves in the midst of one of those naughty student/teacher scenes.