Pornic Voices: Fucking Mr. Thermopyles

I'd like to think that one of the most rewarding things about being a male porn actor - aside from showing up to a job that involves the sexing - is chewing copious amounts of scenery. Nick Manning plays martial arts instructor with a past Mr. Thermopyles in Wicked's "Reform School Girls 3", a low-budget throwaway with heart, featuring Lorelei Lee, Adrianna Nicole, and Heidi Mayne. Character choices in the (I hope it was) unscripted gonzo included referring to himself in the third person, so viewers are treated to Manning's cries of "Mr. Thermopyles is droppin' loads!"

See more snaps after the gap.

"Fuck Mr. Thermopyles," says Manning to Lorelei Lee. "Fuck him!"

Evan Stone is also in the cast as Thermopyles' nemesis, Messr. De La Soul. Manning edges him out in the ham department, but just by a little.

If only Randy Spears and Stephen St. Croix had also been in the cast, James Lipton would have been required to tape a show on the set.

"Fucking Mr. Thermopyles" would have been a much better title for this movie, employing the hot-five-years-ago gerund formula of movies like "Kissing Jessica Stein", "Chasing Amy", and "Finding Forrester".

· Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)
· Buy "Reform School Girls 3" (gamelink.com)

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