Sneak Peek: Joe Gallant’s “Candy 69″

2007_11_29_jg1.jpgPornographer/Beat Poet Joe Gallant sent along a rough cut of his Penthouse Digital movie “Candy 69″ for our edification. Taking on free love and free verse in a Summer of ’69 that bears little resemblance to Bryan Adams’ version, “Candy” makes anachronism look good.

See some snaps after the gap.

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Gallant’s movie is a blend of his own standby seediness with a raft of Penthouse corn-feditude.

I am not equal to the task of describing the plot of “Candy 69″ in its unfinished state. There were several peaks upon which ropy strands of plot hung, however.

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I know that Dino Bravo delivers what seems to be a three-minute A & R spiel to a woman with tape on her face.

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(But she snaps out of it.)

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“I come like the rain and the thunder,” Kimberly Kane says. “Hard and wet.” Wet thunder? Groovy!

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Kane is joined by Nick Manning and Voodoo for a Haight/Ashbury-style hoedown.

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And I know that Brian Surewood and Seth Dickens are scared of this lady (as they should be).

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  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Honestly, Bryan Adams has been getting a pass on the seediness of his most played song — excluding soundtrack contributions (“Have you ever really loved a woman?” & “Everything I do, I do it for you” still get massive play in my flat) — for much too long. Give a listen to “Summer of ’69″, & it is plain that when he sings what we presume to be ‘spent summer in a ’69′ (oh, an automotive reference, we think), he’s really saying ‘spent summer in-a ’69′. Clearly, then, he is saying that much of the period betwixt 21st June & 21st September was passed engaged in mutual oral sex.

    & Sting thought he was the first rock n’ roller to perfect prolonged coitus!

  • Anonymous

    And everyone in the movie has absolutely no pubic hair. JUST like 1969. Sheesh.

  • Gram Ponante

    @mrburglar: um, they had cancer?