If you ever find yourself on top of a kitchen table with Audrey Bitoni, there’s a few things you should keep in mind. For starters, don’t try to kiss her. Actually … that’s pretty much it. You may stick your tongue anywhere else you like and pretty much everything goes when it comes to sticking other body parts down her throat. But mouth-to-mouth contact is off limits. We don’t know if it’s a personal thing or (more likely) a plot requirement, or maybe her partner just needs some Listerine, but you should probably just play along and concentrate on more pressing issues. Besides … kissing girls? That’s just asking for a raging case of cooties.
· Audrey Bitoni (Megarotic)
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