Stuck on what to buy that upskirt aficionado in your life who has everything this holiday season? How about a mouse pad with a built in denim skirt cover? Yes, it’s kinda creepy—but at least they’ll be able to get their pervy groping fix from the privacy of their desktops instead of on a crowded subway car or something. (rakuten.co.jp, via sexornot.blogspot.com)