Photoplay: Surrender The "Pinks"

Photoplay: Surrender The "Pinks"Those familiar with Atari’s 1989 race simulation game “Hard Drivin’” will be happy to learn that it has undergone a pornic reimagining (at least as far as graphics go) in Adult Source Media’s computer animated “Pinks”, the first cartoon porn that has crossed the desk of Fleshbot West since last year’s “The Princess Has Come of Age”.

Thrill to interracial, female empowering, multiethnic digital trysts on the deserted streets of an urban Anytown, complete with CGI representations of ejaculation that resemble hoses shooting silk sheets. See more snaps after the gap.

An ace female driver wins the pink slips of macho street racer after macho street racer, and then their hearts. And the hearts of their girlfriends. On rooftops, in alleys, and atop car hoods, these vectored hotties fuck a quarter-mile at a time.

Still, it looks like appearing in a porn film has robbed this man of his soul.

Photoplay: Surrender The "Pinks"

This lady? She hears what’s happening on the roof and rubs one out in unison. I’d swallow the blue pill if it meant being as simpatico as a machine.

Photoplay: Surrender The "Pinks"

Here art imitates life. The animators perfectly capture this woman’s “Well, I guess this is fun for you” expression.

Photoplay: Surrender The "Pinks"

I don’t know why this dude even bothered pulling out; this woman has to be pregnant.

Photoplay: Surrender The "Pinks"

· Adult Source Media (adultsourcemedia.com)

· Buy “Pinks” (gamelink.com)

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  • qDot

    WTF. Seriously. You mention Hard Drivin’, yet you show no loop. I see car, I see pixel tits, I see bad fluid simulation on the jizz, but I SEE NO FUCKING LOOP. HARD DRIVIN’ WAS ALL ABOUT DRIVING THROUGH THE FUCKING LOOP. WITHOUT THE LOOP, THERE IS NO HARD. IT IS SIMPLY DRIVIN’.

    Sheesh.

  • DocGonzales

    I wish I could ejaculate silk ropes!

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Just like the Christmas holiday, the Milkman only comes once per year. Seriously, that looks like a year’s worth of semen/sperm being doused on the “pregnant” (animated) pornstress’s abdomen.

  • Anonymous

    …so THAT’S what they do after reaching their sales quota of makeup, getting that high end powder puff painted automobile and sashay-ing off into a cotton candy sunset.
    I like it. If this is their “Life after…,” after life: I like it a lot…so much so, this guy’s gotta go now. I have makeup to sell….

  • I.M.B.Y What’s THIS for…!

    This does not look anything like the pervy quality of The Princess has Come ot Age. The Princes is actually highly erotic.