November 21, 2007 | 3 Comments

2007_11_21_sexbutton.jpgYou’ve tried it all: suave seduction, drunken fumbling, outright begging … and none of it has worked to get you laid. Maybe it’s time to just try a more obvious approach? (etsy.com)

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  • DeSilva Surfer

    I dunno. It didn’t really work for that chick from Fight Club…

  • DeSilva Surfer

    No, wait, sorry, that was ”I need sex AND I will die”.

  • Anonymous

    @Tribeca_Hilton: You were right the first time: “You’re gonna have to keep me up all night.”