October 31, 2003 | Posted in Editorial Features by
Our esteem'd colleague at Gawker forwarded us the following porn spam this week, which serves as an appropriate first posting to/manifesto for Fleshbot:
"Do not be ashamed of watching porn. Every guy does it. Why? Because we're animals. Like it or not human beings are still animals. And man's job has always been to spread his seed as far and wide as possible to ensure procreation, and thus, propagation of the species. We have become more civilized now and do not need to spread our seed so voraciously. However, the urges still remain. So we watch porn. So the next time your girl gives you grief please refer to this diatribe in your defense. And in the meantime, visit ..."
(Ed. note: Link withheld because it opened a crappy site full of advertisements and pop-ups, which we won't be inflicting you with here at Fleshbot.)