Need some political satire with your super hot pinups? Check out The Lovely Mistresses of George W. Bush 2008 calendar. Featuring some of our nation’s most patriotic burlesque beauties, this calendar commemorates our President’s final year in office with a peek at some of his most intimate associates—press correspondent Miss Representation, beauty queen Hal E. Burton, and Katrina re-constructionist Miss Appropriation, to name a few. Only a lame duck could pass this up. (thingstolookat.com)