Over at Slate, it seems The Explainer’s knickers are in a twist over the promotional poster for the upcoming film “Hitman,” which gleefully gives us a two-toe salute of the camel variety if you look close enough at star Olga Kurylenko’s crotch. We’re not sure the controversy is all it’s, er … cracked up to be, but we do love watching prim-and-proper folks awkwardly choke out phrases like “genital bulge.” (slate.com + gamesblog.ugo.com)