Are you interested in becoming a swinger, but aren’t really sure how to get started? Well, first grab a partner. Then invite your landlord and his second wife over for a drink. Fill them with shots of your favorite hard liquor, then let them take advantage of you. It’s so simple! No need for a lot of nervous fumbling or complicated negotiations when you choose the right couple. Just remember—it’s a lot easier to watch your wife get railed by a complete stranger if you look the other way while simultaneously giving it to his beloved. (Also, if possible, speak a foreign language so that no one can ever be entirely sure what’s happening.)
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