November 2, 2007 | 9 Comments

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Pat Benatar Edition

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Despite your promises in the dark, providing alternative titles to porn films is a real tough cookie (with a long history). So we’ll make this (love is a) battlefield easier to navigate: Hold both 80′s pop queen Pat Benatar and the most likely title for this movie in your head at the same time, then provide a name that reflects both in the comments below … with extra points going to anyone who incorporates Ava Rose.

See if you can top America’s Sweetheart CloudCarrier’s winning entry from last time. Put up your dukes; let’s get down to it. Then hit the highway.

· Metro (metrointeractive.com)
· (See the real title) (gamelink.com)

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  • fleshbotpdh

    Hit me with your big cock

  • Anonymous

    Too Long Soldier

  • MalzyWheels

    Well, you could bastardized a Pat Benatar classic and come up with Fire Away – Hit Me With your best {cum} Shot. Or you could play her titles straight. For Ava, I think Fire and Ice works nicely.

  • Stewie Griffin

    MALZYWHEELS: Fire and Ice was used as the title of an old Stasha flick (and probably a few hundred other porn vids).

    I prefer to get my inspiration from the Bard:
    Me Thinks She Doth Ingest Too Much

    But if we must slum it with Benatar, then at least let’s use a Kate Bush song that she covered:

    I’m Coming [Home to Wuthering Heights]

  • Jurph

    If you think you know how to love Ava…?
    AVA ROSE uses Sex As A Weapon…?
    Sometimes AVA ROSE finishes the good guys first…?

    Use sex as a weapon, and one way or another you’re going to hit Ava Rose with your best shot.

  • I.M.B.Y What’s THIS for…!

    “come on her eyes and don’t ‘pologize”

  • I.M.B.Y What’s THIS for…!

    “Come on like a flame right on Ava Rose’ shoulder”

  • I.M.B.Y What’s THIS for…!

    “all so cunt-fusion and brutal cunt usin’”

  • I.M.B.Y What’s THIS for…!

    “Be a good little boy, and you’ll get a new toy
    AVA Rose will say you fell off the swing”

    “Whatcha’ tryin’ a do to AVA Rose?”
    “Whatshe’ tryin’ a do with your pole?” -