Flesh Flicks: We Are So Shallow

2007_10_16_ff.jpgDid you know that 73% of all drownings occur in less than two feet of water? (That’s a totally true fact that we would never make up.) So it’s kind of a miracle that at least one, if not both halves of this couple didn’t end up in Davy Jones’ locker by the end of this scene. Yes, sex is a dangerous business (don’t even get us started on the sharks), but thankfully this couple and their footage came back relatively dry and in one piece. Just to be safe though, from now on we are carrying a snorkel with us at all times because you never know when something (or someone) unexpected might go down.

· “Fucking in Water” (Megarotic)

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  • Conrad

    There was a foreign exchange student in college (when I attended) that drowned in less than 5 inches of water. Though he was drunk, which had a lot to do with it. Sexy.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @Monkey4Sale: Oh, not a surprise that it was a sexy death, when you consider the natural disposition of the European (or foreign, at least) is for romance.

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