October 4, 2007 | 1 Comment

Remember, folks: porn doesn’t kill people, disgruntled wives who kill their spouses after discovering their porn stashes kill people. We thought it was worth pointing out the difference just in case you thought porn itself was, you know, bad or anything. (chicagotribune.com)

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  • whatever123

    “It is anticipated that both young children will testify.”

    Whether or not you think the kids are going to be screwed up for accidentally watching some porn, I think it’s a pretty sure bet that they’ll definitely be screwed up for being made to testify in court over it! Jesus.