Bible Belt hysteria hits a new high (or low) this week as a Johnson County, Kansas grand jury has indicted three costume stores for selling outfits they say are “obscenity harmful to minors”, including “Country Lovin’” and “Wet T-Shirt Winner”. We’d be even more outraged, but we have to admit that any legislation that will prevent another tragic overabundance of “Naughty Schoolgirls” walking the streets this Halloween is O.K. by us. (kansascity.com + spirithalloween.com – thanks Sean; see updates here)