So the star of this amateur sex video that’s just been handed to us is pretty good looking (for a girl), but is it really indie rock’s favorite backbeat drummer Meg White of The White Stripes playing the skins? Naturally, we turned to the expert opinion of musical sex tape correspondent and family Idolator, Maura Johnston …
I don’t think it’s her. not because the woman in the tape actually has rhythm [Ed. - Zing!] … but because it doesn’t really look like her at all. Also she’s a big pop star, do you really think that she’d get it on in what looks to be a dorm room?
Fair enough. But the lady in question does have black hair, big tits, and it would explain the “acute anxiety” that caused the cancellation of her tour—which come to think of it are also the exact same excuses we would have used to verify the Britney Spears tape that never was. On second thought, maybe we just have the wrong pop star.
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— White Stripes Drummer Sex Tape? (PornoTube)
· “Meg White’s So-Called Sex Tape Gives Hacky Bloggers Yet Another Reason To Use The Phrase ‘Icky Thump’” (Idolator; see also commentary @ Brooklyn Vegan, Stereogum, and Oh No They Didn’t!)
Update(s) A reader notes the resemblance between whoever’s in this video and porn starlet Natasha Nice … and another helpfully reminds everyone that the clip has been floating around the interweb for at least two weeks now as just another random amateur porn video, as posted on Post Your Girls (scroll down to September 12) and here. Moral: labelling a random amateur porn clip with the name of a celebrity does not a real celebrity sex video make, kids!
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Previously: You’ll Be Shocked To Learn Who’s In This Sex Tape (Assuming You’ve Heard Of Her, That Is), VH1′s “Rock Of Love” Porn Star?, BREAKING: Britney Spears Sex Tape, Maybe
