2007_09_19_sausage.jpgA German man heading to Dubai tried to sneak two dildos into the country by stuffing them inside large sausages. Correct us if we’re wrong, but if he wanted to play hide the salami couldn’t he have just used the sausages? (reuters.com)

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  • Astrid

    I once had a homeless man expose a realistic black dildo to me out of a rag he tried to clean my car with. This guy seems more adept with the double entendres.