Think you have that special something that makes people want to drop their hard-earned money on a leather harness? Portland-based Spartacus Leathers wants you to be their next catalogue cover model: “Models must be comfortable demonstrating the use of Spartacus products, including nipple clamps, restraints, crops and gags.” We’d audition ourselves, but our Fleshbot contract specifically mentions a noncompete clause when it comes to wearing nipple clamps in public—we have to save those to wear around the office. (spartacusleathers.com, via AVN)