Defamer looks at Britney Spears’ crotch-grabbing, pole-dancer-festoon’d performance at the MTV Video Music Awards last night and finds it as pathetic as everyone else did despite all that crotch grabbing and pole dancing: “There was just Britney, looking as though a handler had narcotized her to the point where she could be convinced to put on an outfit tailored for her 2001-era body and take to the stage with only the vaguest idea of her act’s choreography.” Um, at least her boobs looked good? (Defamer + CNN)