Vanessa Hudgens Is (Probably Not) Naked

Vanessa Hudgens Is (Probably Not) Naked(Updated!) We’re pretty sure that this isn’t the actual nude photo of “High School Musical”‘s Vanessa Hudgens which she allegedly took of herself as a momento for her alleged boyfriend Zac Efron: her cute but bland features make any sort of conclusive identification difficult, and whoever’s showing herself in the photo doesn’t seem to be sporting the same navel piercing that Vanessa is wearing in some recent shots of her in a bikini. And it’s also curious that she’s not holding a cellphone or facing a mirror, since this is supposed to be a self-shot cameraphone pic—and what’s up with that stumpy left hand anyway?

Still, we thought it was worth posting about regardless since (1) if there are actual naked photos of Vanessa floating around online, we’d love to see them (for reportage purposes, of course), and (2) we couldn’t resist quoting what the folks at IDon’tLikeYouInThatWay have to say about why the whole naked picture rumour is floating around in the first place: “I’m just mostly trying to figure out if this isn’t some big conspiracy to hide the fact that Zac Efron is gay. He looks like he’d rather have a tea party or design a Build-A-Bear with Vanessa Hudgens than see her naked.” Let’s get to work, kids!

· “Vanessa Hudgens Is Naked” (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

*Update TMZ, whose crack reporting skills have never given us reason to doubt, is now saying that the photo is definitely the real deal. We still don’t know what the deal is with that stump though. (tmz.com)

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  • Tsuru

    yeah… apparently it’s her. The real question is, why don’t I care?

    =(

    I’m going to watch a Kate Winslet movie…

  • CloudCarrier

    The stump is confusing because of all the artifacts from cropping the original pic, which looks like she’s pulling her hair with her hand. Mystery solved!

    I just wish the person in the picture was worth all that time I spent figuring that out.

  • Terminal

    She’s obviously twirling her hair with her hand.

    That Zac whatever his name is is one lucky mofo.

    That’s Jennifer alright, and she’s quite the hot little tamale.

    Don’t worry, she’s legal.

  • surfer79

    has been confirmed as real:
    [www.news.com.au],23599,22383467-2,00.html

  • Trackback

    We have mixed feelings about fashion week. On one hand, it makes it feel better about ourselves because come on, these models don’t look that great. I have nicer eyebrows than that betch.

  • Anonymous

    Hey Now!….That picture Does look Really convincing that it could be Real BUT! see if you take a look at both of the pictures a little closer you’ll see that in the two pictures that her boobs Don’t match really all that perfectly at all because see in the picture with wearing the/her bathing suit her boobs Do look bigger and a bit more rounded off as well to then her boobs look in the picture where it looks that she is naked.So yeah because of that I Really think/feel that its a Big Fake/Unreal couple of pictures.BUT I DO WISH THAT THEY/IT WERE A REAL COUPLE OF PICTURES THOUGH.