September 6, 2007 | 1 Comment

2007_09_06_future.jpgDo you have a sex fetish … from the future? (Cue eerie music.) And can premature ejaculation still happen if you’re banging someone at the speed of light? (wired.com)

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  • Anonymous

    CONTINUED; sorry……..

    Premature ejaculation, I think NOT! I think you’ll cum when I TELL YOU TO CUM; AND IF YOU TRY BEFORE I GIVE THE COMMAND, THEN I’LL STOP YOU DEAD IN YOUR TRACKS AND THE MENTAL ORGASM WILL FUCKING BLOW YOUR MIND.

    Remember; I AM IN CHARGE!

    Let’s give it a go, right? ME FIRST.