Despite the promise of a Lindsay Lohan sex scene and the ripped from the headlines twist of her playing a stripper, the summer blockbuster “I Know Who Killed Me” had a surprisingly lackluster performance at the box office. Ok, it stunk … bad. In fact, there’s at least one woman who would rather clean her kitchen sink than watch this cinematic disaster … and she’s in the movie! Given her recent, ahem … troubles, the thought of watching Lindsay have sex may make you want to you scrub something furiously too (like your eyeballs), but as part of our “Save U $10″ public service program here it is anyway. Since her real-life one-day prison sentence is unlikely to produce any “caged heat”-style lesbian eroticism, this maybe all the hot Lohan action you’re going to get for awhile. Savor every moment.
· “Lindsay Lohan I Know Who Killed Me Sex Scene” (metacafe.com, via egotastic.com)
Previously: Morning Wood: Lindsay Lohan’s Art Imitates Life
