Porno Pizza Wants To Slice Your Pie

Remember Porno Pizza, the Winnipeg pizzeria famed for providing its customers with a little something extra (by which we mean porn served under your freshly delivered pie)? They recently announced a plan to spice things up even further. Rather than relying on content providers to supply their pizza porn, the company is moving towards producing their own original content, recruiting local models (both men and women) to take it off and get it on beneath the crust.

Founder Corey Wildeman—who says he's been approached by more than a few willing subjects—sees original content as the obvious next step and a great way to make his enterprise more interesting. Especially if the content includes some local color. "How fun would it be," he says, "if someone orders a pizza and then says to us, 'Hey, I saw this girl at the club last night,' or 'This is my sister-in-law!'"

Yeah, we can't wait to hear the story of the horny, hungry dad who orders a pizza and suddenly sees that his little girl (or boy) is all grown up. And if Winnipeg is too far to get your munchies and your jollies on, franchising opportunities are available! Careful not to burn the roof of your mouth.

· Locals seek porn 'slice' (winnipegsun.com)
· Porno Pizza (pornopizza.ca)
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