One of our favorite Simpsons episodes features an upper-crusty racetrack attendee whose righteous indignation cause him to twice drop his monocle into his highball. “I must stop being so appalled,” he says. We are not appalled by the latest press release from scrappy one-man media conglomerate All Media Play; we are impressed that it has the time to write, direct, produce, and suck all at the same time. Join us after the gap for the company’s latest endeavor.
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While we are looking forward to Joe Gallant‘s upcoming “The Skin Trade” and Carlos Batts‘ “Voluptuous Life” on the label, we do wonder why Adam & Eve west coast subsidiary Bad Seed is hitching its wagon to the likes of “J Ho“, “Lindsay HoHand“, and most recently, “Is Long Dong Black Kong”, a trio of movies that answer the question “Does working in porn make us retarded?”
(So you know, the writer of the press release, the producer, and the director are the same person.)
Is Long Dong Black Kong Too Shocking?
(HOLLYWOOD, CA) The interracial sex series Long Dong Black Kong makes a splashy debut August 14th from Bad Seed/X-Play and already the very thought of this title is being called offensive by some.
A letter posted on a prominent adult industry website stated that “it is insulting, degrading and I would honestly rather be called a nigger, that way I know where I stand with your company.”
“We knew we were creating something that was a bit shocking, but we thought it was going to be strictly from the fact that little white girls were getting screwed by massively large black dicks in living color,” stated the series’ director Will Ryder.
While dirty interracial sex is nothing new to the adult entertainment industry, it is in the way that these sweet innocent girls engage in sex under the rather daring and apparently shocking movie title that leads to such racist conclusions.
The very words Long Dong Black Kong is forging visions of King Kong which apparently is enough for some to pull the race card but the movie’s producers don’t see it that way.
“I never once thought about that until a girlfriend of mine pointed it out to me after she mentioned the title to her very shocked mother during a discussion,” stated the movie’s co-producer Jeff Mullen.
“I have met some scum bag racists over the years and we are not one of them. This is a very nicely produced interracial hardcore sex series and if we’ve pushed somebody’s buttons then so be it, but we didn’t intentionally go out to hurt anyone’s feelings,” Mullen offered.
“The message about Long Dong Black Kong should be that black is beautiful baby,” Ryder added. “Maybe we should have called the movie that instead, but Long Dong Black Kong just sounds so much better.”
The debut edition stars Emily Evermore, Veronique Vega, Bree Olson, Kissy Kapri, and Leah Luv in nasty action with Long Dong Black Kong in some spectacular, dirty sex positions.
The movie does open up with a mention that in the 1950s Brown versus the Board of Education paved the way for blacks and whites to integrate, but nobody thought that black guys would be banging while girls like this.
“This is not a racist series by any stretch of the imagination. It is shocking and graphic but most good porn is. We’re not living back in the 1950s during the era of the Board of Education”, Mullen concluded.
You know, if the last line had been “We’re not living back in the 1980s during the era of Megatron”, all would be forgiven.
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Previously: TWIBPR Archive