In Search Of Linda O’Neil

August 3, 2007
DASHIELL

It's time once again for the segment where we develop an insta-crush on an previously unknown or overlooked babe, spend half a day scouring the internet for everything we can find that's related to her and ends with us frustrated and alone (kind of like most other days.) Today's quarry is Linda O'Neil, whose personal website dubs her the "World's Sexiest Brunette, a rather bold claim for an HTML page that appears to be defunct. Yes, it seems we're rather late to this party as Linda has actually been modeling and acting for over a decade—appearing in Playboy, on hot rod calendars, and in several national TV commercials—but seems to have stopped rather abruptly within the last year. Is she retired? On sabbatical? Deep undercover in the sinister world of the bikini mafia? Maybe we can lure back to fold by politely asking for new photos, but if she is truly out of the game, we're lucky that the internet preserves anything and everything in its original pristine state. As long as old web servers keep their pages alive, she'll never truly be gone.