July 27, 2007 | 3 Comments

Video Playpen: Hitting The Bottle

2007_07_27_ff_bottle.jpgIt’s Friday, which means as soon as the boss’ back is turned it’s time to sneak out early and find a bar where you can kick back and raise the old elbow. (Or just crack open that fifth of Cuervo that’s hidden in your file cabinet and pass out under your desk until Monday morning. Not that we know anyone who would do that.) The only danger with either strategy is that once you’ve got a few in you, that wine or beer or liquor bottle might start looking pretty good … and then we all know what happens next. The following group of tipplers may or may not have had one too many before “recycling their empties”. But whatever they’re doing, it’s better than drinking alone.

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· Slut Fucks Herself With Bottle (Shufuni)

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· Delicious Belicia (Haporn)

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· chateau (PornoTube)

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· Maryam Fucks With Banana And Wine (Shufuni)

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· Bambi and Lora Craft in New Year’s Night Special (Haporn)

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· Wine Bottle (PornoTube)

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· Bottle Sex (Shufuni)

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· Water Bottle – VERY EXTREME (Megarotic)

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· Woman Inserts Bottle In To Pussy (Shufuni)

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· Bottle fuck (Megarotic)

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  • Conrad

    I wonder how many women end up in the ER due to champagne bottles openning while inside them?

  • Violet Blue

    OMG, this is so scary unsafe. women and men DO end up in the ER from fucking themselves with (open) bottles. heat generated form your body cavity creates a tight vacuum within the bottle, and pulling the bottle in and out forces the vacuum to violently tug on the internal cavities — think about it. yanking on your vaginal cavity or lower colon — it does serious damage to everything, because you are pulling it (tearing, really) *out of your body*. do not EVER try this at home. ever. what these people are doing is crazy-stupid.

  • Essin’ Em

    Also, the possibility of breaking a bottle is far too high for me to ever even consider this. I mean, with a hairbrush, worse case scenario isthat handle breaks off, and you have to pull it out. Bottle, worse scare scenario, you end up with a vagina or anus full o’ glass. You wouldn’t fuck yourself with a light bulb, would you, so why a glass bottle?