Says Burning Angel head dietician Joanna Angel of her latest superstar discovery, “Despite Apple’s supposed penchant for junk food, she seems to keep her body in tippy-top shape. I don’t understand…I wonder if she is part of some secret society that cuts girls breaks, and, like, gives them perfect bodies forever.” We know what they say about certain fruits keeping the doctor away, but we might have to seek some medical attention after looking at Apple’s photospread. We’re feeling this curious tingle in our pants all of a sudden. (burningangel.com)