So A Woman Walks Into A “Smut Merchant” …

2007_7_19_sm1.jpgIt is impossible not to watch Audrey Hollander; any way one twists her, the angle is appealing. She and partner Otto Bauer have put together a series of movies under the “Smut Merchant” line that are both extremely hardcore and gorgeous, which is a niche I didn’t know could exist. Join us after the gap for gloryholes, voyeurism, and jewelry.

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Here’s Germany’s Annette Schwarz in the traditional pose. Her mascara is smudged just between the hint of a black eye and full-on running down her face. I don’t know why, but that it suggests neither appeals to me as a nice use of restraint.

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You should see where she keeps the watch batteries.

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Jennifer Dark is a staple in Europorn. Here she is being observed through a window that is not quite basement-level, not quite first floor. Must be that metric system again.

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Another nice touch is Liv Wylder in the glory hole. Most porn versions of gloryholes don’t allow room for the balls, and make the job a hell of a lot more difficult. This is the glory hole Howard Roark would have built.

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Audrey Hollander helps everyone. Just outside of the frame is Dana DeArmond, who had nothing to do by comparison.

· American Vice (americanvice.com)
· Good Friday at the Filth Factory (gramponante.com)
· Buy “Supercore – Smut Merchant “ (gamelink.com)

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  • DanaDeArmond

    uh…. thanks for pretty much excluding me here.
    i AM in this movie too, you know.

    POOP ON YOU GRAM PONANTE!

  • Anonymous

    I was watching this one scene with Katja Kassin a while back, and was slight put off by the way the dude she was with was barking out orders to her. I was like, “this motherfucker must wanna direct or something.” Then I realized the dude was Otto Bauer…the director.
    Heh.

  • Gram Ponante

    I know you are there, Dana, and I’m sorry. At the very end Audrey slaps you and you grin at her. That was very sweet. But I am saddened that you poop on me after I said such nice things about you here.

    Maybe if you weren’t so goddamn busy pooping on people and appearing TWICE a DAY in Fleshbot, we could drink some coffee.

  • Gram Ponante

    Hmmph. The only person who gets more space than you on Fleshbot is “Grey Gardens”, Miss Dana. And what of the nice things I said here?

    Just so you know, Audrey slaps Dana at the very end of the movie and Dana just grins at her. It is very sweet.

    But maybe if you weren’t so busy pooping on people and appearing TWICE a DAY on Fleshbot, you could walk up the goddamn street and we could drink coffee.

  • Gram Ponante

    It’s a little embarrassing that a post I thought got lost ended up appearing, but at least I said something different the second time, even if I did do that TWICE a DAY thing. Also, using “goddamn” as an adjective is a hallmark of my people.

  • AnnetteSchwarz

    I like this run-down mascara look. It suggests such drained moments of devotedness and obsession…

    Kiss
    Annette Schwarz

    Here I add two pictures:
    [blog.totallyannette.com]