When Tristan Taormino teaches you about oral sex, she doesn’t fuck around: “If you’re going to swallow, just swallow it. Don’t do that thing where you practically gargle it, get it all foamy in your mouth, and then half-spit it out to show the camera. This isn’t Cum Guzzling Sluts–it’s educational!” Put that in your dirt pipe and smoke it. (villagevoice.com)