We can’t be totally sure what exactly Verunka is dreaming about, but we’re pretty certain it involves a Fleshbot editor spiriting her away to a mountaintop castle high in the Balkans, where they will live out their lives together in a silken ecstacy of fresh strawberries applied to her body at regular intervals in between dips in a giant champagne-filled Jacuzzi. Or, uh, maybe not. (phun.org)