As if we needed further proof that her much-vaunted jailhouse conversion was just something she cooked up to make Barbara Walters happy, Paris Hilton continues to revert to her old ways with a suspiciously convenient bathing suit malfunction while frolicking on a beach in Malibu—though at least this time she managed to keep her bottom intact. So maybe she really did change in there after all. (lustbox.org + toxicmagazine.com)