Flesh Flicks: Alisha Klass & Chloe Go Fist-To-Fist

That video was hilarious. It’s far from sexy, and borders on stupid. Her expression, her raspy voice, all of it was rather comedic.

Please bear with me for I am new to this blog. I say this because I don’t know how to create a new topic about Alisha Klass. I may be a day late and a dollar short but I’ve been mulling over the breakup of the relationship (sexual and otherwise) between her and Seymour seven years later.

I am aware that Seymour has had other girlfriends with benefits but I don’t count them (considering their lustful and more than adequate contributions in all things ass related) like Shane. I don’t count Shane because she is her own legend creating a travelogue series and campus hooliganism that any sex adled male can identify with. She’s made lots of money and she should be proud. I don’t count Taylor Hayes. They’ve a child between them and so their relationship is more obvious but in the anals (insert joke here) of pornography, Taylor will be remembered by me as a sometime anal afficionado (at least in the style of Seymour) and more for being the back on which Vivid made so much dough on. I’m not including Mari Posa even she has done other projects. Such is the situation with the rest of the Tushies. They have bawdilly imbued the Seymour videos with mythical qualities.

But what about Alisha Klass? Despite all that I’ve read about their tumultuous relationship (with both partners at fault (Seymour for not realizing the value of Alisha went far beyond her impressive carnal talents) and for Alisha being insensitive and tactless; where she should have treaded gingerly she kicked up a hornet’s nest.

What I’m belatedly trying to say is that they have become a symbiotic organism. One cannot do as well w/o the other. I’ve been noticing the morose laments of true fans of Alisha elsewhere online. How she is unlike any other anal slut. She is not a bleach blonde, busty, heavilly tattooed wannabe Marilyn Monroe-type starlet. She truly relishes her position of queen. Childish, yet seductive; yet raucous and bestial. Qualities which tap into the primitive in all of us. She has never shied away from her podium with insights aplenty. She has reinvigorated and transformed Seymour’s persona from a run-of-the-mill purveyor to a hip and cool bastard. She has never left him for greener pastures during their profitable collaborations and she made him even more famous than when Shane polished the fireman with the gaping exploits of Tampa Tushy Fest 2. That kind of publicity is priceless!!

To sling mud when they could go down in the anals (insert joke here again) of porn history as the most memorable and enthusiastic duo to glaze (insert joke here), be responsible for many a chafed foreskin, and truly be pioneers, for these reasons they should reconcile. For years down the road, I promise you, they are going to relive their rabidly horny glory days.

Seymour and Alisha are doing a disservice to their legions of equally opportunistic, drop-of-a-dime horny fans. You can count on that.