June 29, 2007 | 12 Comments

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Almost All-Star Break Edition

2007_6_29_wwfrd.jpg“Bitch Bitch Bitch.” That’s my impression of our comment-hungry overlords. Who would have thought that all you needed was a little creative outlet? The winner of last week’s first “What Would Fleshbot Readers Do?” porn titling contest was a person named CloudCarrier who titled the Chelsie Rae movie “Wheeeee!Gasms 25″. We chose this because Chelsie Rae makes us go both “Hmmm” and “Wheee!” (as well as “Bo-WANGhee”). Today we’ve a slightly more sinister boxcover for you to name. With luck, you will wax rhapsodic about our national pastime as America’s birthday nears. Corking! - GP

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  • tarchive

    Seventh Inning Stretch #3:Peanuts and Crackerjacks

  • Anonymous

    Figaroo Schmucker’s Bat-tastic! 5: The Nappy Dugout Era

  • hoebie

    Baby Batter Up

    or

    Bunghole Fungos

  • Dimension

    Fatty Arbuckle’s Sensational Sodomy 10: Laying Down the Bunt

  • Tranari

    Batter up! Play Ball!

  • tantalusnyc

    Takin’ One for the Team!

  • tantalusnyc

    How to Score in the Live Ball Era

  • tantalusnyc

    Ok, last one (which fits better with the bullseye and the subtitle):

    Widening the Strike Zone

  • aich

    How to pine tar a bat in the porn minor leagues!

    A little long I know. Please feel free to shorten it ;)

    Aich
    [voterotica.co]

  • Terminal

    Batter up! her ass.

  • CloudCarrier

    Thanks, Gram! I’d like to thank every person who made this distinction possible, especially those who didn’t press charges, but in lieu, here’s a few more titles which probably aren’t as awesome:


    Uncle Hammy’s Switch Hitters 2: It’s Deja-Vu All Over Again!
    Knock On Wood Before the Wood Knocks You
    Cackalack Cracker Jacks
    The All-American Sundial Sluggers Northbound Invitational ’07
    Big Billy Bonanza’s Bodacious Batters: Batter Me Up!
    Girls Who Have Sex With Bats (The “With Bats” Edition)

  • gump_2001

    ” Babe Ruth’s Batgirls!”