Dear Internet,
As you know, we are ardent defenders of free speech and the right of individuals to pursue what endeavors they see fit, within the privacy of their own home. However, the Information Superhighway has fundamentally changed the way we communicate as a society and in order for that community to function, certain boundaries must be drawn to ensure that everyone can share this public space without the fear of being subjected to offensive, possibly dangerous material. A recent unpleasant experience has forced us to conclude that some sort of content rating system must be devised to avoid these unfortunate intrusions into our personal cyberspace.
For example, while conducting an innocent search for topless photos of British model Kitty Lea, we inadvertently arrived at this site, which is apparently some bizarre cat fetish page operated by an actual kitty. You can imagine how shocked we were to click on a link expecting to see a spectacular pair of naked breasts, and we were instead faced with photos of a suspicious-looking feline? Is this what the World Wide Web has come to? Can’t someone surf for porn without being attacked by cat fanatics with adorable photos? Something must be done to curb this blatant violation of the public trust, so that online world can be safe once again for its original purpose—sex and nudity.
Hugs,
Those Porn Guys (And Girls)
· Kitty Lea Topless In Maxim (Leaked August 2007 Issue) (dailypoa.com)
· Kitty Lea’s Cozy Cat Corner (kittylea.com – NSFPW: Not Safe For Porn Workers!)
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