Are you ready to hear about the brand-new, completely unknown, but totally hot new fetish that is sweeping the world UK three or four bedrooms? Obnoxious frat boys have been joking for decades about girls that require “double bagging,” but now perverted sexual fiends actually are putting bags over their heads during sex … and loving it! Yesterday, The Sun of London breathless published this hard-hitting investigative report about the members of this “secretive sexual club” engaging in the “bizarre new sex game” where partners cover their heads or their lover’s head with masks, pillowcases, and yes—even the proverbial brown paper bag. So hot! And how brave of The Sun to blow the lid (or bag?) off this totally underground phenomenon. We guess we just imagined all those gas masks wearers, cosplayers, furries, bondage slaves, blindfold fans, and um … paper bag enthusiasts we run across in the past. Not to mention folks who just, you know, fuck with the lights off. We eagerly await the flood of new bagging paysites and sex shop paper products to overwhelm our inbox, but for now at least, C-list late-night talk show guests will have plenty of easy joke fodder to keep us occupied.
· “We love new sex craze bagging” (thesun.co.uk)
· Clip via Red Eye (foxnews.com)
Previously: Wild Gasmasks: Get Your (Kinky) Head On Straight, Nudes Masked
