· Iran declares that porn producers and “their main elements” are “corruptors of the world” and can now be sentenced to death. Hey, we don’t make the stuff … we were just holding on to it for a friend! (cnn.com)
· At eight-and-a-half-months pregnant, Katie Price is almost as big in her stomach as she is in her chest. To be fair, it is two lumps to one. (lustbox.org + toxicmagazine.com)
· A woman in England is going to jail after ripping an ex-boyfriend’s testicle off with her bare hands and then trying to eat it. Wow, she makes those guys in Iran seem almost reasonable. (news.bbc.co.uk)
· The fembots are coming! The fembots are coming! Better stock up on the oil. (inventorspot.com)
· After drawing a successful comic book and a successful fake band, it’s only natural for an artist to turn to designing luxury vibrators. (pitchforkmedia.com)
· Free speech advocates have been calling on Yahoo to declare a sensible anti-censorship policy and protect human rights on the web. Yahoo shareholders? Not so much. (xbiz.com)
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