If there’s one thing we’ve learned this week, it’s that people may pretend to have no interest in porn, but they sure love to talk about it. They also love to spout off statistics and anecdotes to show how knowledgeable they are, but only end up proving that they have no clue. They also like to make silly jokes about the bizarre porn fetishes that exist in the world, like this zinger from “torture porn” director and fake cock enthusiast Eli Roth about Care Bear porn. Except … it’s not a joke. You really can go on YouPorn and watch a girl have sex with an adorably huggable Care Bear. We guess the guy actually knows his stuff. Maybe Eli might prefer to drop the "torture" and just stick to the porn? Are the Insane Cock Brothas hiring?
· Care Bear Strapon Dildo (YouPorn)
· “Eli Roth Has His Dirk Diggler Moment” (nymag.com; also spotted @ Defamer)
· Video via Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld (foxnews.com)
Previously: Breaking: Skin Shamelessly Used To Sell Skin Care Products, Boyblog Booty Call: Fun With Joysticks, Flesh Flicks: When Toys Keep On Attacking, Flesh Flicks: Bondage, Teddy Bear Style, Flesh Flicks: Teddy Fuckers!, Insane CockBrothas
