Flesh Flicks: Viva La Creepy French Dudes!

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We try our best to understand foreign cultures (or at least their well-established sexual stereotypes), but the French continue to baffle us. We think it has something to do with that crazy language they speak. It doesn’t make any sense! So how can we ever decipher the dramatic narrative of a clip like this? Clearly, the underdressed woman in this scene is upset about something and only two vaguely off-putting daddy-type figures can cheer her up. That much we’ve figured out. But what could be bothering her so much? A rental dispute? Lack of enthusiasm for her naughty maid career? Paris Hilton’s jail sentence? If you happen to speak their bizarre alien tongue—or better yet, even if you don’t—fill in the blanks of our imagination by putting your own theory in the comments. Sad French girls make us sad, and couldn’t we all use a little cheering up?

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  • asrai

    Certainly cheered me up.

  • fael_trelows

    “Have you ever sucked a bailiff ?”
    “no”
    “It could save your hifi equipment from the confiscation.”

  • Thorben

    Well, I’m answering to this post because I got a good knowledge of french, but I am not french! The girl has to pay taxes and she doesn’t have the money. So the guys tell her that they will have to take her Hifi, but she starts to cry. So the one dude says: “Well, we don’t have to take the hifi, you can pay us otherwise!” All allong the guys continue to talk in an administrative manner like:”Well I don’t think that that is enough to pay your taxes!” and so on. So it is simple blackmailing porn… if that is a genre?!

    Best part is at the end: When she sucks the other guy, the first guy asks her: “Is his dick good?” An she goes: “Hmhm!” An he says in return: “Be assured I won’t put that on my report.” Made me laugh.

    Sick frenchies!

  • chatterb0x

    She’s a Freudian neurotic. She’s supposed to be in a therapists’ office. In the beginning he is asking her about her sexual experiences, she says she’s never sucked a cock and he says she has to stop being scared of the dick. She keeps on saying ‘I don’t know about this.’ I think the frown is all part of the pouty little girl look she’s going for.

  • Zobman

    Well, she just says that first she doesn’t want to suck this man, but she will finally do it to get back her hi-fi stuff. Except that, she just says “I don’t know. Quite interesting. Oh, and of course it’s not her real voice, it’s voiced over but i’m sure you guessed that.