We studied a bit of English literature back in college and if we learned anything from that adventure, it’s this—poets get a ton of ass. Those Romantic era fools were a bunch of geniuses, not because they understood iambic pentameter and the proper use of rhyme scheme, but because they knew how some flowery words and a few well-timed couplets could charm the pantaloons off any comely lass. That spirit is alive and well (sorta) on the movingly-named blog, “She asked me for a symphony (I only gave her songs)”, which reprints many of the great poems of all-time, helpfully illustrated with winsome naked babes. Since poetry was invented specifically to woo chicks (look it up!) it’s an appropriate marriage of beauty and words … and all without one single mention of Nantucket. Now does anyone know a word that rhymes with “dirt pipe“?
· She asked me for a symphony (I only gave her songs) (sheaskedmefor.blogspot.com)
· Thumbnail: Lord Byron and friends, via noelcollection.org
Previously: Blowjobs and Haikus, Jess Fink’s Dirty Limericks, Porn Review Haikus Limericks: All-Azz Edition, Hentai Haiku
