· Danielle Lloyd pretends to secretly be a lesbian for the benefit of Zoo Weekly readers. We have no problem with this. (gorillamask.net)
· Kelly Preston is on vacation at the beach, but without her pasty husband. We definitely have no problem with this. (egotastic.com)
· According to a new survey, email spam is a greater problem than ever, but Americans are "less bothered" by it than they used to be. We’ve believe the phrase you’re looking for is "too emotionally shattered to fight back." (xbiz.com)
· PETA is once holding its World’s Sexiest Vegetarian contest. Did they just do this a little while ago or have we been working here too long? (peta2.com)
· It seems Australians aren’t so happy about their local nude car wash, after all. Perhaps it’s because everyone in town suddenly can’t keep their car out of the mud. (news.com.au)
· Six strippers in Tampa, Florida, are arrested and charged with "nudity-related" offenses. They might have trouble with their alibi, since, you know … they work in a damn strip club. (tampabays10.com)
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