Reader Email Of The Week: Momma’s Boy

We love our readers. Seriously, we do. We especially love it when you reach out to us (metaphorically, please!) though the comments section and our tip line. It makes us feel all warm and fuzzy to be reminded that there are actual human people out there reading this stuff and enjoying it. However, we occasionally receive a message over the intertubes that is slightly bizarre, wholly inappropriate, and partially unsettling. That's when we really love our readers! We've decided to give you a peek into our world with this first (and last?) installment of our favorite Reader Email of the Week. This missive comes from a polite young man (he called us "Sir"!) who is not quite sure how to deal with the strange new feelings inside him, but quickly bounces back with a sensible solution to his MILF porn dilemma.

Dear Sir;
My name is [redacted], I am 19, writing from London.
I would like to ask you information about Milf please.
I have found photos of my Mother in topless on my Dad's computer, and after a lot of imbarassment I have now decided that I would like to be a bit naughty with her and show to some good website of MILF.
My mother is 42, and may you please give me some good tip of websites that show real photo of mothers please?
Thank you.
Regards.

Sorry, we can't help you son. But perhaps another reader will write to us about his new amateur MILF website that needs more pictures. These sorts of problems always have a way of working themselves out. Good luck!

Previously: How Not To Become A Fleshbot Commenter