Hanzo The Razor: “The Longest Arm Of The Law”

Children of the '70s (not us, of course ... but people we know) all looked up to tough-as-nails, take-no-prisoners, to-hell-with-the-rules cop enforcer Dirty Harry Callahan. But imagine if instead of a San Francisco police officer, Harry was a Japanese samurai, and instead of a .44 Magnum he carried a much more powerful weapon under his robes. That's the premise behind "Hanzo the Razor," a trilogy of samurai-cop mashup adventures starring a hero who always gets his man—and his women, usually after "interrogating" them with legendarily strong penis. (The same penis that he strengthens by dousing with boiling hot water and pounding on an anvil.) This trailer is a bit long (and not subtitled) but you can get a look at his rigorous training exercises as well as his aforementioned questioning techniques. His methods are unusual, but they get results. Two minutes in a locked room with him and you'll sing like a canary.

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· Hanzo the Razor-Sword Of Justice (YouTube, via ponyxpress.wordpress.com)
· Hanzo the Razor (wikipedia.org)
· Hanzo The Razor - box set review (dvdmaniacs.net)
· Buy: Hanzo the Razor: DVD (Amazon.com)

Previously: Nanpa's Place: For All Your Esoteric Japanese Fetish Video Needs, "Mokkori": Japan's Public Erection TV Show, "The Glamorous Life Of Sachiko Hanai"